Someone took a freaking dump on a roll of toilet paper. Next to the toilet. No shit in the toilet. Just on the roll of toilet paper.
how is it that boston is so bitchin and the rest of massachusetts sucks so much?
how is it that you still think "bitchin" is an acceptable term anymore?
So... My dad just saw the Plan B package and the beer cans in my backseat.
Oh its cool I'm sure he already knows you're a whore and an alcoholic.
I hate thxgiving break now because that totally means I'm not able to have sex for a week.
just overheard a conversation that ended in "and that's what I learned in France" How could that not have been about sex
Three of the best words ever! Cocaine. Research. Study.
I just remember thinking that if i ran really fast through the house, no one would notice i was naked.
Fine. Just this once and because its veterans day will I send you a picture of my tits. You're lucky I love this country.
We were tripping too hard to figure out to tell him where we were so we sent a picture of me laying outside the tent saying "find us"
Lmfao I'm not trying to have a pissing contest over acid with my mom.....
She was trying to drink out of the beer bong and she thought it didn't work. Little did she know there was no beer in there. Then she got mad at us. Girls.
Just had to read the instructions to my microwave. How am I so high?
Sean just lit a cig with his taser..... I am in awe
I just sold Adderall to a priest, im not quite sure how I feel about this situation
Drinks have officially taken priority over self-respect, and I'm not even all that torn up about it.
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