If you're really into hairy Serbian chicks, Cleveland has a lot to offer(216): We're going to cougar night, the serbian chicks are the best aged.
So it's 11:24am. I've had sex twice and been laid 3 times. I love holidays!
I understand the whole sex thing but did you really get laid or is that synonymous for more alcohol?????
Honestly.
Don't say a word.
Me hooking up with her is like rush being president. Bad news.
I threw up red last night... I wanted to pinch myself because it wasn't green.
Things got a little weird when he fired up his homemade flamethrower in the living room.
Ihop lady gave me free pancakes for being sober this time
im breathing rainbows and everyone is talking in bubbles whatever you gave me give me more
You went full blown lifeguard... You wouldn't let me sleep until I was in the safety position, so I wouldn't die in my sleep...
My legs have surpassed "hairy" and entered the territory of "furry". Maybe I should just suck it up and shave already
No now I'm curious!
Just caught myself checking an online porn site while in a strip club. Might have a problem.
He is such a generous lover, I can look past the fact his name is fucking Bob.
I just had a visual of u banging and screaming at him at the same time.
so i just met a former male stripper who has a lion king tattoo. new BFF? i think yes
Now, I know I say this a lot, but you've obviously never seen my penis.
Did you at least know who's jizz it was?
That is questionable.
Randomize
