Just did shrooms. Don't feel shit! Wsasted 40 bucks on this! Nothing's happenig except for this little gnome on my shoulder and the couch is melting. Fuckin waste of money.
Please tell me nicole sent the picture of the ejaculating penis to you too, otherwise I'll feel really awkward
Yea, i was tied up and blindfolded. And someone was throwing chicken nuggets at my face.
seriously though jaeger and i are fucking done professionally
But life isn't just all about getting drunk & eating chicken strips.
I don't want to have to force feed him my vagina!!
Going to the beach. Greeting Sandy with a blunt. Wish us luck!
His lack of social graces and moral fiber complements mine nicely.
I'm still drunk. I put on workout clothes this morning and just puked in my bathroom. That's the same as going to the gym, right?
He yearns for your heart.
He needs to stop being a pussy about it.
I just jerked off in front of my dog to make him jealous of my thumbs. There are consequences for stealing the last cheeto!
Here's to not getting arrested this year on thanksgiving again. Cheers bitches!
All he gave me was a sore vagina and film suggestions
Idk you're asking me for advice on dating bro, after I told you I got a convicts number today.
Yes we can sext. I'm taking my socks off.
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