It's a miracle Ok Typing texts toYou right now
I looooooove Saturdays!!!!!!!
I am absolutely hammered
Gfs sis is in town. Its awkwardly obv that we want to fuck each other.
i just realized i have an entire drawer dedicated to the clothes of guys ive shacked with...
conquered wheelchair sex. it's rather convenient. you'd think it was made for it, with all those handles and adjustable features.
When you went through airport security you asked if the could check if a baby was in there. That drunk.
You tried taking his shirt off at the bar. He was 37 and married with kids.
we are out of drugs. and patience. please bring former.
His balls looked like two miss shaped chicken nuggets
Next time you're baked eat baked beans and potato chips together. Like dip them in the beans. It's so good
but you were the sluttiest panda there and you need to embrace it
I mean if you can't appreciate a good looking dick then just get out.
There aren't enough words in the English language to fully describe how worried I am for your dick. And the rest of you, I suppose.
My ex husband is now my side piece. #thisis30
He has a penis. Therefore, he counts.
To potentially get me laid, I need you to send me your favorite memes.
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