Literally like 10 people walking in my building talking about how much they hate draco
Sorry if I ruined your sex last night with my constant text updates about the plot of Bolt.
On my arm I have 12 dashes, and below is written "plus 2 pretty stout whiskey drinks, so, you be the judge"
at one point he was caressing me in the kitchen asking me my name over and over again and then asking what my favorite continent was
The venue for the new years party is close to the hospital for obvious reasons.
Apparently getting drunk at a philanthropy event and tweeting about it is "frowned up"
That bottle of wine took a part of my soul with it.
On the train at 650am after a night of clubbing and running away from a new zealander who was buying us beers but also licking windows
Aren't you proud to know somebody who texts you "manifold facade" while dumping frozen colada mix into a blender of rum
Still slightly drunk, sitting in Hyde park village. Two small children are dancing and singing "call me maybe" on the fountain in front of me. Am I hallucinating?
She said I had a really great aura. Which I think is hippie code for "I bet you can give me a mind melting orgasm"
I assume some self respect is too lofty of a gift idea
Just woke up with only a scarf and my uggs on. i hate partying naked in winter.
This conversation went from me banging other women's husbands to learning about baked goods. If that isn't personal growth I don't know what is.
If you think I'm going to drive 5.5 hours just to bang a guy, you'd be absolutely right.
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