Moved my bed either I'm a whore or every guy I have ever slept with hid condom wrappers under my bed
why dont you just whore around college until someone loves you...thats how it works for girls isnt it?
Who the hell brings a 6pack to a party. I'm trying to make mistakes.
SHE has hooked up with both me and my sister. I don't even know what to say. If she goes for my parents next I may have to kill her
I'm literally partying with O.J. Simpson's son right now. I don't know what to make of this.
I'm not sure which one did it but one of them fucked the kink out of my neck
I can hear her moaning. I'm on some random guy's counter. He wanted me to cuddle but I said I didn't know how.
So he texted me two hours ago to tell me he just took two hits of acid. Now he's asking me if it's possible for a house to breathe.
It's time for everyone's favorite Wednesday night game... WHEEL OF. VODKA!!!!!
I think I've had 45 beers today though So things are looking up.
I swear she looks like a sloth.... I'll toss a coin...
He's hot, you can get laid, and you may get free drugs. It's the trifecta of banging a drug dealer
I keeping finding meatballs in random places
HOW THE FUCK IS IT POSSIBLE THAT THE JUNIOR HIGH STUDENT IS BETTER AT BEING AN ADULT THAN I AM!?!?
One of these days I would like to go out drinking and stick to plan of just getting drunk and not be sidetracked with other people's plans of doing drugs along the way. I didn't even want to not feel my teeth tonight but here we go just another Thursday night when you live I live
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