I hope my future cuntsucker is that tight
If there was chocolate on Regis Philban's dick, I would totally lick it off. That's how desperate I am for some right now.
He has some good qualities. Beneath the layers of asshole and fat.
On your way out, lock the front door. And by lock the front door, I mean find the door handle, reattach it, and then lock it.
The online application for Mcdonald's said I could do incredible things there. Today I threw out shit filled underwear in the women's restroom and escorted a very drunk/high 42 year old man outside after he ordered a 5 dollar foot long and a bloody mary.
It was one of those "since we're naked anyway" type situations
Update: we are pushing the start of day drinking back from 9 am to 10 am. Minor delay.
you put your hands over the taxi driver's eyes and shouted GUESS THE WAY TO THE CLUB
I'm currently looking on facebook to see how slutty the girls from my kindergarden class are now. I have a problem.
Sweet. Well pat yourself on the back this penis just burst back into the the game and the vaginas of millions
Please tell me you're not home alone watching Glitter.
Can you see in?
Your actions as of last night have earned you over thirty new nicknames.
I wish my nipples were as well behaved as yours.
Life lesson: if a hot naked girl tells you to spit on something, you spit on it. No questions.
Don’t say some truly stupid shit like that to me. In a kitchen. Where the knives are kept
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