i think the world will end when pigs can fly. think about it, everyone says blah blah when pigs fly. so shit would be going down if they ever can.
oh fuck your right
I was in the bathroom throwing up...when I walked out he was sitting there watching porn and jacking off. He said, "Sounded like you were gonna be in there for a while."
haha you were so trashed that you deleted all of your christian music from itunes and kept saying"c-ya God, nice knowin ya"
is it normal that we went to that class once and both got 100's on the final? ohhhh, arizona state.
He said he's gonna start calling me "Benny" because we're "friends with bennyfits"
NExt question... Do i wanna sleep under my palm tree
YES.
and when he finished he handed me a baby wipe so i could clean up. i'm ok with the fact that he has kids, but not sure how to react to this.
No fucking idea. Just paid for my chipotle in chocolate coins, though. Either there is a huge language barrier happening here, or my big boobs are finally paying off.
You were high and telling me you felt like Pinocchio and that fire was bad for wood.
The Vegas crew is in two groups, Team Vodka and Team Fireball. There is no winner in this.
There's a stoned dwarf chilling in the basement here. Maybe there are redeemable qualities about this place.
He told me my butthole was like "Narnia" and that it's a wonderful place he would like to visit.
She refuses to believe she pulled down her pants and spanked her ass in front of us
The plan was to get laid... Now the plan is to survive.
First stoner thought of the day: Life would be so much better if there were more things that were biscuits and gravy flavored.
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