Viking lives by an ancient code of honor that we do not understand.
What code could that possibly be? Bothering the fucking shit out of people while being physically repulsive?
it was frightening. in my opinion the only thing that should resemble a vagina is a vagina.
What did I eat last night that was bloody?
im honestly just eating salsa and looking at his penis
I may have just serenaded the sadface couple sitting on a bench outside the dorm by singing Bye Bye Bye.
I need a gatorade, my back cracked, my crimper, my shot glass, a sock of rice and an explanation.
You did this to yourself.
just got home. some guy on my porch is tryin to show me his balls. no more parties at my apartment.
Vegas should really enforce the buddy system because if not everyone is going to end up swimming during the water show in front of the Bellagio.
i cannot be the only guy who has bought the every day with rachael ray magazine for use as porn
Yeah I went home with her... She had me take off everything but my shirt and from across the room goes, "Now dance. Just dance that dick over here"
Whoever decided to put a Denny's that close to the strip club is a genius.
In retrospect i can confidently say that the last two months of our relationship... i was only in it because i didnt wanna lose my list on his netflix account.
But no. So do not give him one damn penny. Unless they are in a sock and you are hitting him with it.
My neighbor was my D.A.R.E officer and I feel like I've defeated him by smoking weed outside everyday
It’s amazing such a big dick belongs to such a boring guy
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