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I woke up and she had breakfast in bed for me
RUN RUN RUN RUN
im in an endless cycle of being too hung over to eat all day...then getting too drunk because i didnt eat anything. where is my life going?
Sorry for talking about super scientific shit so much last night, I know it bugs you sometimes when I don't shut up.
What? You sat on the couch for a solid 2 hours staring at your fingerprints and the only word that came out of your mouth was "how"
I keep waking up with the nagging feeling I gave him half a hand job through his shorts.
She looked at me and said there is a 90% chance I am going to puke in the next 10 minutes. 10 minutes later she is in jack in the box throwing up. She has amazing timing.
he tried to convince me he was a seal.. sound effects included. and then asked me to 'be his lady seal'.
What's up with the fire hydrant in the laundry room?
My liver was like a college freshman on spring break. It would've danced topless on tables if it could have.
I drank beer out of some sort of animal horn all night, then we fucked to a "viking metal" album. I feel like I should go pillage something to complete the Norse trifecta.
Drinking wine from a straw at 6:15 in the morning. This is what college does to people.
Lexi was drunk enough at 2pm to say "fuck tom brady and fuck you too" to literally every person at the store in Pats attire.
I'm eating shredded cheese and chugging coke, until I can function again. I'm tingling everywhere
You are not the cause of late onset lesbianism.
I made out with a guy dressed as the pdx airport carpet.
Portlandia didn't prepare you for that?
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