i was unsuccessful, further solidifying for me that girls should not masturbate.
we have officially mastered the walk of shame
I'm making progress with her.. She actually looked at me today and gave me a dirty look. Things are going real good.
you wrote "5 million dollars" in the tip line for the pizza delivery man and insisted that he deserves it
After he told me that it's up to him to carry on his family name, I almost felt bad for not letting him cum inside me.
HAPPY NEWYEARSM FAGTRON! GETTING HEAD IN TAXI I WIN
He told me I had nice tits + they have a great shape. + then proceeded to flatten my boob + show me what the gross tits he's seen look like.
well this is gonna sound really bad but we were fooling around on sandra's electrical wheelchair
I also found a beer label in my bra and I'm pretty sure you put it there and said "this means I trust you"
Grandma can hear your bong from the living room, please be more quiet. Love mom.
You have no idea how pumped I am. I literally plan on dying. You're in my will
Kinda awkward to hear your aunt complain about loose women when you're in town to be a stunt dick for a swingers convention. Just sayin.
Are we gonna talk about that cunnilingus snap
There's nothing like a guy talking about your vagina as if it's delicious food to make your day better.
YOU UNCULTURED BADGER
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