Is pulling weed out of a vagina a good thing or a bad thing?
I can't belive they dont sell booze Sunday mornings. I mean some of us have to work
Give me a heads up the next time you BBM me a voicenote of you cumming so I'll make sure not to play it while in the car with my parents. Miss you too.
So currently I have a block of cheese duct taped to my air conditioner in lieu of a fridge.
The cab driver told me he hopes I look up to him as a father figure. Then he asked if I wanted him to take me to the hospital
You took a bag of frozen peas to bed wiith you "to help with the inflamation".
he'll be my respectable boyfriend for tksgiving and i'll be his non-slutty girlfriend for christmas.
and then ....
he stays my gay friend and my parents think i'm not a slut.
he said i balance and complete him. i feel sick
The Supreme Court upheld health insurance. If that's not an excuse to get hospital drunk, I don't know what is.
Lets go hit some boners bro!
I appreciate the acceptance and inclusion, but that's not how we gay men talk.
I was telling everyone at the frat that they had to try the "fantastic refreshment" that was everclear, vodka and country time
Bringing my mom Taco Bell and weed. I'm such a good daughter
But he said I was unpatriotic for not having sex with him. What was I suppose to say to that?
ok first of all what the fuck
I guess it's too forward to greet him with a blow job?
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