Fun fact: he pulled out my nuva ring while he was fingering me.. he looked really confused at me and it a couple of times, so i just said "surprise! not only is it good for pleasure, it's also really handy for storing plastic toys." I'm thinking he's definately gonna call.
me and my sister are feeding my dog poprocks. this is proof you don't need a lot of money to have fun.
Just don't lie down.. Throwing up upwards is NOT cute the second time.
I don't know if this beer pong partnership can last if you refuse to look me in the eye when we make sweet sweet clutch cup at the same time.
He likes Jesus. Game over.
Oooh wait, he just told me he was high.
We did lines off of a Whitney Houston CD case. That makes everything okay.
The last thing I remember is pushing my way into the bathroom and dumping a 40 on him. We havent talked since.
I wish I was a power ranger. Also the universe is immense. Like it never ends. Never.
I rigged together two of my vibrators for more power... I've created a monster.
Just made a memo in my blackberry that contains seth's funeral arrangements. I have a feeling he has big plans for the weekend.
So question... If I'm sexting with uncircumcised guy, do I have to add *then i gently pull your foreskin down*?
.It's like gods test of willpower against vaginal comfort
I know we were going to go hiking today, but I don’t think I can face reality until Wednesday
Funny you say that, I just sold my stripper pole to my mom tonight...
We had sex and then ordered pizza after. This relationship is looking good so far.
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