That guy youre talking to looks like Brian from Family Guy.
i just bought ciggarettes using my court citation as id. I've reached an all time low.
Do you ever think that bumblebee is the gay transformer?
Every day of my life.
I glued a penny on the door Tricia believes its Patrick Swayze haunting our apartment. Fuckin potheads.
I probably wouldn't hook up with him if I had to deal with more than his penis. i think cumulatively we are up to a minute of actual conversation this week.
just remind me when i get fired soon that august is the month i started pregaming work
I was thinking of baby names while I was giving him a blow job
You yelled "sharpie war!" then jammed it in her ear
There's an official council for his ex boyfriends. They told me they 'look forward to the day I join them'.
Look, if he's not the brother with three nipples, I'm just not interested.
Siri just called me GayBoy in front of my family. I will destroy you.
I just used a beer funnel to put gas in my car
is buying liquor on my lunch break too aggressive?
It's almost like he's actually taking my commentary and criticism to heart, but simultaneously succumbing to some primal urge to wear less clothing each time.
I wear drunk well.
Randomize
