I dont need to watch it. And stop comparing your life to Entourage.
WTF why am I in the Atlanta airport?
she's basically destroyed all of the faith i had that skinny blond girls could be a functioning part of society.
Becky drew a cock on my face and is making me sit on the step.
what did you do that she drew a cock on your face and supplemental questions why did you let her?
Situation: He got it in my eye, how long do I let it sting before should start to worry?
i wish my penis had a tongue
So I'm on the can right now reading a court transcript for an appeal. Some dude is paying $155 an hour for me to take a shit.
I dont think that drinking by ourselves on a saturday night counts as being "fun alcoholics"
Random question, but did I leave a spoon on your dresser last night?
It's official. Post baseball sex is better than post hockey sex. I hope the Blue Jays win the world series.
See, this is why you don't do nice things for people. You'll get stuck in the snow and you won't catch a dick.
I never imagine I'd say this, but can I ask Jeff for the butt plugs back even though it was a gift and we broke up?
he's smothering me... and not in the good, can you move your thigh off my face please?.. way
im bringing home some absinth and some holy water. one way or another things are going to get spiritual.
andy told me i got kicked out of the bar and was so drunk i forgot and got back in line. the bouncer was zero impressed
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