Do you not remember you showing everyone in the bathroom your period stained underwear? I'd say you were pretty happy it came
I'm making celebratory pizza rolls. They're a lot like regular pizza rolls, but without the taste of shame.
Fuckkkk i made out with a freshman.....but he's old for his age. THIS IS WHAT HAPPENS WHEN YOURE NOT AROUND.
Hey can we break in your window? We need to borrow the dog.
i now officially have to be stoned in order to look like my passport when i go to a different country
Look at my eyebrows in this pic! We deffo need to go back to that waxing place.
You have a cock in one hand and a shot in the other. Your eyebrows are not the topic in need of discussion.
Does Jim keep sending you pics of him in drag too???? If so, are you also slightly uncomfortable?
I feel like I'm going to get the reputation of being the girl who brings her dog with her to all her random hookups.
I wouldn't say I LOVE Pacman. I mean, sure, I'd battle against you in an epic Pacman struggle for blow jobs and glory. But I mean, who wouldn't?
In my opinion the party was fun, but i did A LOT of cocaine so my view was a little distorted......
I have never thoroughly inspected the geometry of my nipples until now. How do I fix this?
IM HUNGOVER AT MOTHERS DAY BRUNCH AND A NUN FROM CHURCH JOINED US
I just traded a couple nudes for pizza delivery. Call me lazy, easy, or an entrepreneur, but either way I'll have dominoes in 15 minutes.
It's one of the few times I hit fuck it levels of not caring
You know that we wouldn’t even be talking about all this if you would have kept your candy consumption judgement comments to yourself.
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