ive never been so in love with another man before, in a totally none sexual way... no homo
She has some nice fakeys. She is also an exotic entrepreneur.
he has a girlfriend so we used my stuffed animals to pretend to have sex
sitting in room practicing taking shots. has my life come to this?
Just found out you can rent the rollerena for 100 bucks and you can bring your own beer... when are you free this week?
I thought of you this morning when I woke up in a bed with a girl wrapped in duct tape dressed as a coors light can.
somehow he and i always have our deepest conversations after phone sex.
max decided it would be a good idea to run down the hall and smack down the exit sign. now we are sitting in the emergency room, and he is wearing the sign as a bracelet
If it meant we had chicks like that every weekend I would gay marry the shit out of you dude
Megan brought her friend up last night, greeted her by drunkedly taking a piss all over her duffle bag of clothing
At the very least, I mastered a nap while occasionally being dry humped.
I've woke up with the same hoodie on backwards, twice this week. I think that's a record
75% of my food budget goes to wine, the rest to chips and salsa.
he was really really nice, and I did coke off of his dong that night too
Took the ex out to the bar, then left with her and her best friend....and you said this was a bad thing.
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