You're never going to guess who I just worked out next to..
Who?
Chris brown
No way... I bet he was intense
Are you kidding? He was prob training for round two
im about as happy as oj after his trial
So i guess my mom went into the kitchen and asked me why i was making mac and cheese at 4 in the morning and apparently i yelled at her to "get the fuck back bitch you don't know my life"
i can't remember the last friday i didn't spend in the foetal position
What's bad is when she said "what hobo did you steal this dick from?"
I also referred to her clitorous as her "vagina dot" last night...probably going to be dumped soon.
Did he make you just lay your head next to his cock and talk to it again?
Chelsea passed out in the kiddie pool. Just added around 28 boxes of jello powder. Will let you know how it works out
I just horrified a large group of people. Congrats on dating me.
I can't talk to her. I know entirely too much about her genitals to hold a conversation without mentioning them.
To my ex and my favorite mistake: I totally enjoyed hearing you have erectile disfunction via baby monitor!
On a toatally unrelated note, I see music in my hair
He always tells me he misses my clit. I feel like I should make a drinking game out of it
Sweet. Well pat yourself on the back this penis just burst back into the the game and the vaginas of millions
You made me promise I wouldnt let you play "fuck fuck goose" with a 40 year old ever again.
Randomize
