Apparently every Tri-Delt knows what I did and I am blacklisted from ever dating anyone in that house.
Well ya you lied, told her you cared, took her virginity and then broke up with her at Christies Toy Box.
I honestly thought the dildo was a nice parting gift.
He was the drug dealer that jumped out of his car to get my number
i'm having flashbacks of crying and telling you i was made out of egg salad.
I just realized that there are baby oil soaked hand prints on the wall over my bed. Last night was a good night.
I just threw up blood. Also i just remembered i got hit in the face with a 2 by 4.
Pretty sure I was rubbing Halloween candy all over my face and saying "these are my bitches."
Just be aware that next year I will probably try to seduce you to avoid going to the gym
They shoved things up my nose I feel violated
I want to go out and have good clean fun.
Ok, but that does not include Bud Light Platinum and your vagina.
Hmm, peanut butter and Xanax. Next Ben and Jerry's flavor.
We'll get you some ice cream, but no sprinkles. Sprinkles are for winners.
You know you've been having sex for 9 months when you do Rock Paper Scissors for who has to go on top
Really this has to stop, if they get any younger we will be breaking the law
I hate who I am becoming
I think of it as growth but I also hate who I am becoming as well
Just learned that the cute guy I've been flirting with at the beach this whole time is actually an inmate working in the community instead of being in prison.. My life is unreal
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