Potential corruption. He's 19.
Get them while they're young!
yeah i just made her a character on oregon trail and i hope she gets dysentry and dies. that'll show her.
Can you put "designated driver" on a resume?
Well the light went out so I was throwing up by candle light. Strange moment in my life.
I can't wait to get all this Makers out of my shoe.
I mean I like that it's warm enough to open the windows, but it annoys me that I can't walk around naked anymore.
super high. so of course there was a shoot out at the bank. there are 20 cop cars no lie. if i make it out of this i will never smoke again
just woke up COVERED in glow sticks and glitter. didn't even have to turn the light on to puke.
maybe almost giving yourself a concussion counter acts a hangover
Just so you know swallowing does not help chest colds. Your Phd can suck my dick
he was cumming and all I could think about was the pathway of sperm the in penis. thanks a lot nursing
We're all just looking at each other quietly, hoping that no one brings up last nights shenanigans.
I have a boner in one of my pics with her which no one noticed.
You're about wine.
Yes, I'm like 90% wine at the moment
Let's just say, I will never again lick an asshole.
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