i just made a list of the people i have slept with. is it bad that some of them are just either names of the places i met them or the color of the shirts?
i also rounded the number up for good measure. i am sure there are a few i have forgotten about.
is it bad that the economy has gotten so bad that finding cheap gas gives me the same excitement and joy as finding a hot, blonde haired, blue eyed, tall, athletic single straight guy?
I told her the white crusty stuff on my boxers was frosting not cum. She seemed MORE grossed out then
i wish i could swallow nair and shit it out and it would get rid of all my ass hair.
this episode of spongebob makes me wish crabby patties were real
I can already almost taste penis in my mouth
He gave me a card that said "I'm so glad we found each other... In the pants" and a pat on the head... My walk of Shame wasn't so bad.
Hey.. Here's a thought for the evening. There's only two more sleeps until I fuck you so hard my back teeth will convulse.. Here's too Tuesday! Woohooooo
Half the people who compete die. All the rest either lose their minds or grow an innate fear of sharks, vodka, and fishbowls
I don't know but someone, somewhere gave someone a hand job and someone else was pissed about it...
He wants me to have his first child. So that makes four gay men that've called dibs on my eggs.
She got the hiccups while deep throating me. It was epic. Once in a lifetime experience.
I think I'm done drinking. How did we end up partying at a frat house with my mom...
You tried to order fondue take-out.
From Taco Bell.
Fortunatly we found him, he was on my roof. Unfortunatly, we can't say the same for his pants. Still looking. BRB.
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