i just want to meat her and do terribly wonderful things to her vagina...
there's just something about her that screams "i'm into chicks who wear flannel"
it's gonna be a chat room kind of night
I havnt had this much beer since i losodt my virginity. thank. god.
he drank a monster margarita at dinner. had to ask me if it was dollars or minutes that ended in 60.
If I come back covered in mud topless and banging on your door, please have a warm towel ready for me
He tried to spell out "PROM?" in his cum on my stomach during sex. It was terrible
well did you say yes?
I barely remember the girls that I got pregnant, you think I'm gunna remember the ones that played handball
pretty sure I just got a "sorry I have a new boyfriend" blow job. Confused, but totally ok with it.
For the past year I have been the most responsible I have ever been in my entire life and now spring break is here and there is free penis just traipsing around my entire town. The game is afoot.
Nothing will stop me from making the title of my paper "The Great Political Cock Block." Absolutely nothing.
Two grav bong hits and a shower later and I'm ready for company
It's like you say things that speak to my soul on a deep personal level
Got so high i fell asleep kyaking...for 2 hours.
I tried to fuck you in my bathroom while my parents were in the next room. I am a clusterfuck of fun.
I have decided that I would still fuck Harrison Ford even though he is old as fuck now. Do you think it would kill him?
Most likely. But I bet he'd do a bang up job of it before he died.
He absolutely would.
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