we need to get ahold of those "sexting" teens on tyra. HAWT!
wasnt one 13?
Just took a shot of tequila with a random guy at the supermarket. Happy cinco de fourth.
I do believe at one point I was dispensing medical advice while wearing your sombrero and a hulk hand
I'll be there in spirit. Right there in your vagina.
Just consider it? What else do you have going on today that could be as awesome as a day full of lord of the rings and sex?
Haha! You know I mean that in a positive way. Like, "let them eat cake!" Or in our case, "let them achieve obesity from the two entree plate at Panda Express!"
I have to shave my legs first. I'm afraid tiny woodland creatures will fly out if he tries touches them.
A guy just picked up ur brother and carfied him away singing and im slight concern
Who looks around on a bright, sunny day and says, "you know what? Today I'm going to write gay dinosaur erotica"
My heart says buy the granny panties, but my vagina says don't throw in the towel yet.
I threw up in a wendys bag in her car. when i went to throw it out the window it exploded all over me. No I don't think there will be a second date.
I had fresh baked oatmeal cookies, tacos AND was on deck to give a stellar blow job. You'd think that'd be a win/win/win situation.
It's the kind of dick you travel across the country for
Also I think I set a new personal record. Definitely slept with him less than 45 minutes after meeting him. Oh god my life.
He was so drunk last night. He woke up out of a dead sleep at 330am, walked over to the dresser, opened his middle drawer and proceeded to pee. When I woke up and asked him Wtf he was doing, he told me it was fake pee and blamed it on the cat...we don't have a cat
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