She is totes cute on her twitter. Which totally sounds like a euphemism for coot.
Don't you think facebook is a bit pretentious, suggesting friends and all? No facebook, I would NOT like to be friends with a girl whose fiancee I have slept with.
I just heard these 2 kids from flint and Detroit arguing over whose economy is worse... It's really sad what passes for competition in Michigan these days
No, we have matured. We've stopped having sex in front if his room mate.
HOLY SHIT HE'S TRYING TO EAT HIS FOOT. THIS IS THE BEST DAY OF MY LIFE.
Im otw to class. I was at the Library. Just past three girls with a bottle of tequila playing dizzy bat.
I am still STD free so as far as I am concerned I never went to panama.
"Douchebag of the Year" award goes to the guy who didn't reply to the picture of my tits.
Went into Walmart to get a pregnancy test. Came out with a beta fish and chocolate.
Like, she can be the shepard of the gays. Delivering him unto homosexuality.
Is there a polite/non-lush way to ask how alcohol ranks on their list of priorities? Because like idk how to break the ice furreal.
Dude she's from Moscow. I feel like I'm cheating on America.
I put miralax in my rum/coke. Go hard or go home.
No fucking Jell-O shots or meth. Those are the rules
You would be successful and sober without me. you can't turn your bakon me now
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