we dont do blackfin have a good night :)
Why. Ill be the rabbit if ull be the carrot.
What's proper 1 nite stand etiquette?
Say hi to his dad and make him some breakfast.
I couldnt find her vag and just started laughing uncontrollably. She was not pleased. Neither was i.
Well, shes famous, an alcoholic, hillarious, and has big boobs.... Pretty much my only aspirations in life.
she passed on me to fuck the foreign guy. is there a manlier, slightly less gay way of saying "always the bridesmaid, never the bride"?
nope.
I didn't exactley write on my bucket list -- "hook up with a townie at a drivers intervention program"
I feel like if you stuck me in a room with all my old toys it'd be the best high ever.
I have no idea what's going on.... I just want to wear my horse sweatshirt and drink vodka.
Had to go see my sisters new baby this morn in the clothes I wore to the rave last night. Still drunk. Almost dropped it. I'll be a good aunt right?
We fucked on shrooms. It's like his dick was a beam of light and when I came I turned into a prism and my orgasms were made of rainbows.
I'm super stoned watching the vatican smoke cam. Come over.
I'm beginning to worry that I seem to get along best with people when I'm naked with them.
He managed to find a wheel chair and a super mario hat, now hes rolling around screaming "real life mario kart!"
Is it good porn? Or is it more of that fucked up Cabbage Patch Doll porn you made us watch
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