I see my mary-anne walkin' awa-y-y! Bow Nahw now new, ne ne ne ne ne, ne ne nehw, ne ne new new Nah dan ah bwawn-now, ba bwan'll buh dada bwiddly doo.
That was supposed to be me air guitaring the solo from More than A Feeling
I feel like ignoring a facebook event is a lot like a pocket-veto. The only difference is instead of opposing legislation, I don't want to go to your sketchy party.
My mom asked me if I was being satisfied, sexually. And then discussed positioning.
your mascara is on the toilet seat from when you fell asleep last night
I want to miss work tomorrow on account of violent projective vomit... Make it happen
Getting stoned and sitting front row in a legal class.. Not my best idea
Love you too. There are very few people I let pee in my dishwasher.
I ate vegetarian today, so I deserve a beer.That's my justification.
It's like you're the voice of my soul.
Apparently my Ambien addled brain last night actually did decide to go ahead and photoshop you into various animal and human molesting scenarios. That's a hell of a thing to wake up to.
He wants to tie me naked and spread out on his table, press a vibrator to my clit and feed me ice cream.
That is my stoner wet dream!
Pregnancy test = positive. Hope you still have our old guess who game 'cause daddy elimination begins now.
As long as you keep bringing fries home, i'll keep being naked when you get home
All I'm saying is that if he knows his wife walks around naked during the day, he shouldn't bring a friend home for lunch and show up unannounced.
I'm in my math teacher's garage hiding right now because I fucked his son last night. It's fine
I wrote life affirmations on my notes to repeat and read several times a day so I become a better person, see the time on the toilet has been constructive
Randomize
