just bought miller high life, hungry man dinners, and a bottle of lube. you win life, you win.
There are few people I can ask this w/o being looked at as insane... Do you ever some days get fascinated by how amazing your own breast look?
You're the only person i know who can laugh and talk while puking
everyone contributed. i held her hair back, he rubbed my vag... it was a team effort.
She just drank the vanilla extract. Again. AGAIN. No one should be that eager to get drunk.
I just realized how early it is, you're taking this booty call thing to a whole other level. also, there are altoids all over my room, that was weird
she's five days sober.....are those consecutive????
5 days not 5 nights... like a bad hotel/vacation deal
i know you're upset so i should probs be supportive but i've got nothing in that department. your life suuuuucks
Just streaked campus for a bottle of patron...maybe you're right...I might have a drinking problem...
I'm horny too so maybe we will both recap our regrets on Sunday
I saw a classic trojan enz laying on his desk. So he's probably not into the kinky shit.
But don't thank me for faking being asleep, if I was the real wing man, I would have left the bed
The sex was so good I feel like I could run a triathlon, hit big at the casino, and defeat ISIS.
I threw up in 4 different Starbucks across the city before 9 am.
still drunk.please come get me.he kicked me out because i couldn't stop laughing about passing out in the middle of taking his virginity.
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