I thought Christmas was going to come before I did
We made a drinking game out of poaching eggs. When did our life turn into a really awesome version of Top Chef?
he got instantly turned off in the middle of a blowjob when he heard the news "twilight beat the blockbuster record of batman"
his receeding hairline makes running into him so much less awkward. almost enjoyable actualy
I know i should have focused more on what you were saying in the text rather than the fact you spelt "suicidal" wrong
Apparently, there is a horrible ghonorrea out break at our school. Woo! What a way for Loyola to welcome us back.
Nicee. Atleast your phone doesn't change pen in to PENISsSSSSSSS like mine does
I sent her 8 pictures of my dick in a baked potato. Not sure how I thought that would get me laid later.
once again, we need to groom him to be a better human being. using liquor and tits.
Every bathroom has like throw up and like bagels in it. Richie didn't even have bagels.
I seriously have her in my phone as "Legit 8"...even I'm surprised
I don't question myself. That's what I have you for.
I'm honored.
I walked in and saw her crying and singing to her dog
I don't know when he had the time to do it but he dug a hole in our basement like the shawshank redemption
It's sunday night and I just went to the store to buy cookie dough and condoms, I'm so proud of myself.
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