Its only 8 and she is already passed out
Perfect here is wht u do. Gently slip your index middle and ring finger into her butt hole but gently u dont wnt to wake her..let me know when ur ready for step 2
The Rock is playing the tooth fairy. I can't believe I used to smell what that man was cooking
I'm customer of the month for a 3rd time now at the Wine store. I've achieved so much in my life
Now go wash the fat girl off your hands.
I left my Thanksgiving family dinner puking in my hands from the worst hangover in the world
i should not be allowed to orgasm that much in one day.
he went to have surgery in the morning and apparently they found lip gloss on his dick
He just asked for the blowjob I promised him 3 years ago that he'd get the next time Michigan beat Ohio State. Goddamnit.
I guess our biggest consolation is that we haven't woken up in a hottub with a dead dude. Yet.
I had very briefly met him a few years ago. My friend was tired of hearing us both complain about being horny. She figured she would fuck two birds with one stone.
Don't they also have a lot of serious head injuries?
I didn't say I wanted to marry one of them. Or that I want one to perform surgery on me. I just want to have hot, dirty, MMA style sex.
As a plus, I've lost 5 pounds in two days, so "party all weekend" is officially a valid diet plan.
Are you seriously getting this frustrated over a hand-job right now?
8 minutes into the New Year and and I've already sent a nude...new year, new me?
He still want's to kick my ass for fucking his sister, probably a bad idea to leave the bar with his ex...
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