found out what b.m.t stands for.
what did you think?
bread, meat, tomatoes, but then i realized that could be practically any sub.
There's a "art of the blow job" class in the city. We should go
Baby, I'm all set with that. That would be like trying to teach bruce lee how to kick someone in the head
3 inches of snow, below zero windchill and i just saw a dude in a wrangler with no doors, shorts a beanie and burton snow goggles. God i love college in colorado
I just saw him at the bookstore and all I could think about was him licking your ass
She is only going home with him in hopes to give him herpes. She has been plotting some master revenge since 7th grade.
And then he told me he just wanted me to hold his cock while we watched tv...
We see some guy emerge from the forest on the island this morning, alone, in only a snuggie. Morning shots and bagels on us for the number one walk of shame.
I'm happily sitting on the toilet cause I'm too tired to move. I'm considering making this my permanent residence. It has a lot to offer.
Apparently being drunk on a southwest flight and yelling "TURNUP" during take off is looked down upon in this state.
i don't remember going ever taking off my pants but my pubes are shaved into a K and kelsey is passed out in the shower.
Because of my cut offs, my brother is convinced I fucked a girl so hard she forgot to take her pants. Fairly accurate.
My signature move is making guys wonder why they bothered in the first place
Woke up pants less in the vacant apartment across the hall. It was unlocked because they were showing it to someone. When they walked in I woke up and said "this is a great place to live" and walked out
I'm trying to make sure he doesn't drown in the toilet. Because I'm a nice lady.
We are so on opposite sides of the boobs spectrum
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