me and my sister are feeding my dog poprocks. this is proof you don't need a lot of money to have fun.
chasing shots of tequilla with sun chips. its doable but not recommended
I'm basically sure i was the reason for glitter on his penis
The guy at the liquor store just checked my id and said "oh it's you"
I think i just got paid for sex with a hot pocket... and i accepted
So I fucked that hot french guy last night
You do know he's the one who threw up on our table, right? You get to clean it up.
He kept buying me shots of tequila. I decided to just save myself the half hour of toilet hugging and tell him straight up that I intended on sleeping with him. We got Tacos on the way home with all the money we saved.
I just spewed blue gatorade in the shower. It looked like the ocean.
let's remember the whole point of NYE: to drink antisocial amounts of antisocial drinks, become incoherent, ruin a carpet, talk to a tree, wake up with head sellotaped to toilet. The where/how is superfluous, my vote goes to a cupboard and a bottle of jaeger Questions?
I texted him that I wanted to be more than fuck buddies so when I came over he gave me a punch card. He takes me I dinner every 10 fucks.
Nevermind, there are three drinks waiting at the bar for me. I cannot disappoint this alcohol.
When the strippers start dancing to Christmas songs it's time to get the fuck out!
I made out with the uber driver for free weed, I thought he deserved it
You're now part of the minority of friends who haven't seen my boobs.
Apparently last night I was doing back bends for the guy making my easy mac because clearly it wasn't easy enough for me.
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