Yeah....I really appreciate it....I didn't even get it from hooking up....lame, atleast if a girl gets u sick when u r hooking up it was fun in its inception...
Like all of my pajamas are shirts of guys I shacked with in college
apparently i peed in my fridge last night because my vegetable drawer was filled with it.
we were on a sandy mattress. i was wearing a sweatshirt with a poodle on it and eating a whopper jr. i wouldn't have fucked me either.
someone just laughed at me while i'm laying on the floor waiting for the bus. like they've never been hungover.
It's now 3:30 and the guy I went home with is showering me with shredded cheese. Nbd.
He passed out. Woke up long enough to declare himself "the sauce boss" and then bit me in the face.
He tried to bang a 300 pounder last night. No joke. I shotgunned a tall boy in a bar cuz the bartender didn't crack the beer. Cant wait till Nashville.
I never thought I would say this but I have to clean queso off my vibrator
Her mom offered to give me a lap dance. I was a guest, I couldn't say no.
I was looking at your puke while I was peeing in it the next morning and that ceasar salad did not treat you well
I'm proud of you for choosing to be an organ donor on your fake!!
I have jury duty tomorrow
I almost deep fried my finger today and yet I think you are worse off than I am.
Someone messaged me on POF and wished me a Happy International Women's Day. Why do I even bother anymore?
she hand cuffed me to the bed naked, jumped off the dresser naked, hit her head on the fan and knocked herself out. when her mom came home i had to call her for help, she could have died man...
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