So he sent me a text that said "say hi to your vajayjay for me"
Was there any message he wanted you to relay to your asshole?
soooo.. i guess the cop said he'd drop the charges if i go to some AA meetings and i said fuck AA. not one of my better choices.
I just need to know if he's either really genuine about being in my life or being in my vagina.
and i'm pretty sure he drank the lava lamp
The strippers from this weekend suck at words with friends
He kept pouting and saying i cockblocked him and I kept yelling "I'm sorry...but the cock was never out to be blocked"
No, i will not have sex with him again. It felt like he was trying to bulldoze his way through me. My vagina is on strike.
Fuck a-yeah! I just found a wine key. Let 'Don't Fuck With Me Friday' commence.
I just pulled a piece of cookie out of my bra in the middle of class. I'm forever alone.
she pointed to my dick and said you are going to save the world
You know it's bad when I'm eating a cold chicken breast alone in bed 😕
Hey beautiful no judgement but why is there a bucket of KFC chicken in the bathtub??
You are hungover. Your arguments are irrational an incoherent. We only played twice. Have some Gatorade and take a knee.
You asked me how red your eyes were... they were shut.
I didn't mean that as an expression. I'm literally asking if you want to watch Netflix and do nothing.
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