talk about how much treatments for your hpv hurts
He looks like Jesus, if Jesus had let himself go.
Sadly no. But I was pantsless when they came to get me. Which made me miss you...
My cat gives me a boner
i just made my mom cry by blowing spit bubbles.
"Does your mom know how big your cock is?" Worst dirty talk I've ever had.
sorry for the blank pocket text. My penis obviously has nothing to say to you.
WHY AM I ALWAYS DEFEATED BY THE LATIN COCK?!?!
Quick question, when did I develop feelings, and how can I make them go away?
That's two questions.
That boy needs some memories to take back home with him
Last night did I take a piece of pizza out of your hand and then proceed to eat it?
Twice...
My friend had to carry her up the steps on his shoulder, and then she got up, found an ironing board and set it up in my friend's room just in case he needed to iron things.
But Keith is doing MDMA for New Years and he's 39.
Keith has a beautiful 20 year old girlfriend, a good job and a cute puppy. We can't all be Keith.
But I want to be Keith.
Just paid for birth control in all ones do you think she is judging me?
the voting booth dude cock blocked me or she woulda totally blown me in the voting booth.
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