What can I say...he's packing some serious heat down there. You wouldn't expect that looking at him, huh?
I guess God knew he was going to be bald...
He asked me to touch his mustache. Should I go home with him?
Some mysterious chinese delivery man dropped off 2 free egg rolls. Clutch
Just had to pull out another loan to pay for that public drunkenness citation. I am so ready to graduate.
I'm going to pound you from behind over a table at the bar while I pull your hair and call you a whore...please pass along that message to Rob
Well I can cross being naked in a minivan off the list
If there was a build-a-penis, I would build that penis.
I am going to piss jack daniels before daylight.
Daylight. It is daylight. Who will give you a ride back?
I hope no one. I want to walk and have a bus hit me.
His encouragement of my recreational drug use is the backbone of our nonrelationship. That, and rough animal sex and loud music.
I refuse to answer that question on the grounds that it may incriminate me
you don't go into accounting for the pussy....
Fine I'll cuddle you but only for the purpose of trying to survive
Lol it's kinda hilarious. I left missing one glass... guage. I feel like Cinderella... but less classy.
One day I'm going to get tired of waking up and wondering where the glow sticks on the floor came from.
fucked one of the teachers, librarian job's going great
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