Yeah....I really appreciate it....I didn't even get it from hooking up....lame, atleast if a girl gets u sick when u r hooking up it was fun in its inception...
Are u religion class? I'm on my way, I have cum in my hair. tell u later.
I have now ridden the bus with a ninja, a samurai and Jesus. Who says the bus is for losers.
just dropped my bong into 7 pieces, and carried the glass shards around my house. dad saw the blood dripping down my arms, and asked if i slit my wrists. way too high to laugh at this.
I might have a beer. Just to keep this hangover on its toes.
Have you ever wondered what your stripper song would be?
Hey on the reals though tomorrow if i take you out to lunch as just a friend will you also suck my cock as just a friend?
And you kept repeating "I didn't know know that this was a no blow job zone."
I think she was eating a cup of ramen noodles while we banged, or had a seizure
He's just sitting there staring at my sisters teddy bear hoping it will come to life.
I'll be there in spirit. Right there in your vagina.
In the last 3 months, I've slept with an ex,someone single, someone in a relationship, someone married, and someone divorced. I should get some type of grown up girl scouts badge.
I don't think I can recall what a 23 year old cock felt like if one slapped me in the face.
The girls said some drunk guy in footie pajamas was asking for me when they opened the doors. I thought we agreed you were gonna stay home and microwave me some bacon.
We will discuss everything tomorrow i presume. Including the sweaty naked tango.
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