True but thats because hes a fetus.
You wouldn't stop crying and screaming Hilary Duff doesn't deserve Gossip Girl
I havent jerked off in so long, my dick literally prevented me from rolling over in my sleep this morning. new definition of painful?
So, does it mean i'm loose if he can't even tell when he fell out?
i'm just going to get a pitcher of margarita. sober up by 10. and then do my accounting project
So i'm in a museum and theres a punch bowl from 1765 with a picture of 3 men forcing the 4th to drink the punch bowl. Colonial hazing
You have to stop getting hammered and preaching about that mission trip to Haiti.
I think I just fucked my first person born during the Clinton administration
i can't believe he threw up on you. Well thats what you get for being DD. I used the sombreros as a shield!
I mean like, my liver will beg my brain for mercy. Brainll be like I'm Greg Jennings. Liverll be like I'm Darren Sharper. Brainll be like hold my diiiiick.
banged a milf last night. she left right after cause of parent teacher conferences this morning. victory.
I like how she'll post a picture on Instagram with her boyfriend and 2 hours later you'll send me a snap of her panties on your rear view mirror
It's true. There would need to be A LOT of data collection. Aka, dick-catching. I volunteer as tribute.
See that doesn't work because we've had sex so its awkward for you to call me mom
he would NOT stop making out with my stomach! creeeeeepy
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