I found out he doesn't have a facebook, twitter, or myspace. So, I'm going to actually go to his house to spy on him.
I love how adderall is equivalent to money on a college campus. just got a ride home and paid the driver in adderall...yeeah buddy
You did not just play the dead husband card again.
just gave a yankee's fan wrong directions to Fenway....welcome to boston asshole
Sorry for calling you a whore in front of your mom. World cup brings the worst out of me.
I am soup sandwich. I have been at dAnce party
I feel like I need to get a restraining order against him but I'd probably be the one to break it.
I will not fuck this loser. I will not fuck this loser. I will not fuck this loser.
Hey, next time you have sex, flick his balls, and tell him "thats for getting spit in jennifer's eye and laughing about it."
I'm covered in European cum. How's your day going?
Yea no bueno and I only brought enough weed to last one night. And it was no Hanukah nug, it didn't last 8 days.
Hooked up to multiple episodes of Even Stevens last night. What the fuck.
And besides a nice relationship, I just really want to get laid damnit
Can't tell if it's the drugs or science magic, but I *THINK* that mouse just turned into a squirrel.
I'm at the store buying a new phone cause I pissed all over mine last night. Drunk me is expensive as shit.
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