I wish I only lived at night.
I now officially know the distance between my two boobs is one twizzler.
took out my tampon, fucked him, and put a new one back in all before he realized I was on my period. beat that one bitch.
i've decided to use this saturday afternoon to take care of my pube situation
It's summer and yet I still can't have one library session w/o seeing someone who has had their penis in me.
There's a hand-carved wooden bong in my backpack, and i really wish i could remember last night now.
Just drive me around campus, I will be able to smell their innocence.
I wore sweatpants. When I show up to a booty call in sweatpants there's your warning
I just saw a guy in a sombrero and holding an inflated blow-up doll in all her "glory" get escorted out of the mall. I hate Marley.
I was looking threw the photos on my phone. There is 8 different ones of us peeing on things.
GET OVER HERE. HOTTIE ALERT
^^^This is why you should have charged your phone prior to going out.
Strange request but for my birthday you should get me one of those vibrators that you can plug into your iPod that go along with the music.
Anyone who has court these next few days keep your head up & smile knowing we broke the County Record with 27 underage consumptions
I can't wait to get home and drunk cuddle your dog
it wasnt that bad
you tried to climb into my fireplace while screaming TO DIAGON ALLEY! we didnt even watch harry potter. it was bad
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