am i morally bankrupt?
no. its just the recession
at russian wedding, no open bar. bottles of vodka at table. getting to work tomorrow may be an issue.
I like your house better though. Cause it has febreeze and lube.
I don't think you have any idea how kinky that sounds.
When I stretch out her lips her vagina looks like a dolphin...this birthmark is awesome
she used her one phone call to ask me about my day
If this week is any indication of my life here I've got to get out ASAP. My liver can't hack it.
Having never done that before, When should one expect the horrible shame to end? Days, months, ever?
A week or so, depending on size. In your case, maybe give it a month.
I take pleasure in knowing how many gallons of booze we've put away in comradery.
I think we should measure in "bathtubs"
BRING ME THE PLAN B. ILL GIVE YOU A FREE WATER BOTTLE AND A BUMPER STICKER AND SOME BACON BITS
Not sure. He doesn't know where New York is on a map but he gives an incredible spanking.
Who cares about New York?
Please let me buy the coffee, all my assets are in starbucks gift cards
Snow days are when you really appreciate that your neighbor is on your bang roster.
I just want to buy drugs without having to pay an arm and a leg for it. Is that a horrible thing to ask for?
I mean, it's not like you can exactly complain to the manager and higher ups about it.
Bitch how dare you drink my dos equis
I texted him: “Come over for the Super Bowl. I promise lots of scoring.”
My divorce is turning into a porn script
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