don't you miss dr. quinn: medicine woman? i do.
Ok so serious question: if one wanted to say the plural of mongoose, would it be mongooses or mongeese?
HAH. HARRY POTTER CASUAL CONVO HAS BEEN EXTENDED TO DISCUSSING WEATHER. SO PRO
I wish i could sleep and get drunk at the same time...those are my 2 biggest needs right now
The stories of what you did in Cuba got home before you.
Right when I walked into the party my boyfriend stood up and yelled, "HEY TITS, GET ME A BEER!"
Aside from the fact that there's a penis in my mouth, that's a pretty good picture of me
Soo time for a life change, my 6 yr old sister made my gf a puke bucket for her birthday
Doing laundry, just found a knob off your stove in my pants pocket. I don't know.
There is nothing more embarrassing than your birth control alarm going off while in a meeting with your boss and they tell you to take it.
They were swingers. Real swingers. Thought it was going to be awesome until some fat guy tried to put my dick in his mouth.
Trying to take a nap and my brain decides to play "lets have flashbacks every time you blew it with a chick in college". It's a montage of stupidity and youthful inexperience. I don't know whether to laugh or cry.
Well my unnaturally hairy chest finally came in handy. It took at least an hour to shave the american flag into my chest but I definitely went America all over that party
No, I found out he was gay when I walked in on him blowing the guy from the dorm room next to ours.
I’m 95% positive I adopted a bunny last night.
You had cocktails, didn’t you?
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