Broke my phone, have no voice AND I was blackout by 3 p.m...I'm betting I had a great time.
thank you for a lively/lovely evening :)
should have blown me.
so i gave him head in the movie theater last night. thought we were alone til I heard the clapping from the other side of the theater after he'd finished.
Tempting. But I already used the alcohol poisoning excuse at work this month. No way he would believe it a second time...
ride him like a prized pony all the way to orgasm town.
You working tonight?
Keg. Hottub. Wearimnh a 8th graders bikini. Mess
hungover at the ER to get half my contact removed from behind my eye. Not the start to the weekend I was hopin for
On a toatally unrelated note, I see music in my hair
I generally just try to vote by which candidate I think has the bigger dick. Sorry Romney.
My housemates are judging me because I'm high at 8am and making Spongebob shaped Mac and Cheese
They know nothing, John Stoned.
So I should just walk in, look him in the eye and say, "I just came to fuck your brother, nice to meet you" and just walk to your room.
Owwww. A manager/ employee sex scandal that DOES NOT involve me! SCORE!!!
Ok, now help me add to my topless picture collection, i'm going to make myself a calendar
So what you're saying is that The Magic Kingdom is ruining our plans to get laid?
SOME DUDE PUT OUT FOR A MCCHICKEN AND YET YOU STILL WON'T FUCK ME
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