Isn't the perk of being in a relationship not having to put in effort for sex?
swear to god some girl just crawled out of the washing machine. this is intense.
Hello everyone will one of you please inform me on why I woke up in a cardboard recycle dumpster with no shirt and a stuffed animal? I want to hear this explanation.
Your godly.
i love being in ibiza. their hotels are much more receptive to walking around naked in the lobby than our american ones.
someone to text and fuck? since when does that constitute a relationship?
since 2006
There's a stoned dwarf chilling in the basement here. Maybe there are redeemable qualities about this place.
He screamed AMERICA, took a shot of vodka out of a Tupperware container, and then asked if he could see my tits
Nothing says male bonding like watching porn with your grandpa
I'm gonna face reality, tomorrow morning is not on my hungover agenda.
Day 10 and still no sign of rescue in my pants.
They're magnificent. It's like god made her last but hadn't fulfilled his boob quota.
I woke up in an ill fitting childs tutu this morning and the shower curtain is knocked down. Wtf happened?
Why would you ask him if you could lick his chest?
He has a very lickable chest
Btw I puked in your glovebox
You know it's a good May 2-4 when it involves 14 straight hours of vodka slush and garlic bread
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