if you're gona send my txt to that site at least change my area code plz
We drank from noon till 5 am, there was adderall and nice jews involved it was just crazy
I hope you had to get up out of bed and walk across your room to check this text message
Dude i have a 6th sense for when bagel bites are ready.
That's right. If she can't abide by the rules then she gets booted. It's like survivor booty call edition
Check out this gay circle: I've now hooked up with my ex-boyfriend, my ex's ex-boyfriend, my ex's ex-boyfriend's ex-boyfriend, and most recently my ex's ex-boyfriend's ex-boyfriend's ex-fling.
Fuck I am starving. I don't think I've eaten in the past two days.
You didnt need to. Gin is like eggs, its a perfectly nutrionally balanced meal.
She has an inverted nipple. She told to play with the normal one until the other one pops up.
OH MY GOD I JUST WANT TO GO HOME AND FART ALL NIGHT.
I was so drugged up it was amazing, I felt like a dinosaur "because I enjoyed spinach, and I got apple juice and only dinosaurs get apple juice" according to me the day of, and last night I felt like a rocket ship
Some toppless girl just walked past me in the hall and gave me half a carton of smokes. I have never been more aroused.
Look, as flattering as it is, I'm getting a little tired of being everyone's go-to girl for a threesome.
I have a to do list for the summer and thing one is figuring out my sexual orientation
In other news, I just threw up my burrito and am currently on all fours literally crawling back to my bed
Shooting a bottle rocket from my penis was entirely justified. Twenty bucks is twenty buck no matter how you look at it
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