im never drinking mad dog again and i have your belt.
I just smoked a bowl while riding a horse. This has been a productive vacation.
is he apposed to sex in general? or just porch sex?
All i've done since I got back to my room today is take a three hour nap. Like, I even planned to change my pants and haven't even done that yet.
I don't know, But i remember him licking ecstasy off my boobs and my boyfriend cheering him on
Give him a trash can and a welcome home balloon, he will be good.
shit went down at the bar when this girl with 'morals' totally cock blocked a married guy. she actually kicked IN the bathroom door when they were fucking in there. then we all did shots.
My chest hair is, as we speak, arching upward to embrace my neck beard. The union will be a storied one.
I took her to the bar and boom. All of my past slump busters were there. Shes cool enough to know what that means and said she was afraid they'd eat her so we left.
Im coming down to miami this weekend
We shall drink from the everclear river
the guy sitting next to me at the bar has a patrick swayze tattoo hovering over a roast beef sandwich. 'merica.
He went to cum on my stomach and somehow it got behind my ear. He's like a fucking jizz Houdini.
i dont think sending her flowers will make her forgive you running over her foot.
Pandora played an ad for a free trial for an abortion pill if you’ve had unprotected sex in the last 2-3 days and then Lucky came on... I literally am dying laughing
With each thrust he'd whisper "like a ninja." Should I be flattered or appalled?
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