her nipple to breast ratio was just odd
I'm worried someone is gonna take a black light to my work computer. But the connection is faster here.
Taljing aboutpenisrs w gerruly ska pops
His second form of ID was an emergency room wristband from an hour ago. What the fuck is going on right now
Haha yeah he had an allergic reaction to the alcohol earlier. He thinks that if he only drinks vodka he will be ok...
I was on my way at Dorito Smoothie
you cried when she wouldn't let you have her bathroom rug.
He lectured me about the dangers of drugs while wearing a sombrero and doing interpretive dance.
Teasing with taco bell is not funny. High or sober.
Not that you went to little darlings at 3am. But that you checked in on Facebook. C'mon bro. You're better than that.
You get home ok?
Uh, you stopped by my house at 4 am and woke me up, so yeah.
you know what? fuck you, fuck your nana, and ESPECIALLY FUCK THE BLACKHAWKS.
He played Harry Potter Fan Fiction videos to get me in the mood. He might be the one.
You want further proof that God hates me? Okay. We're on the way to the ER. A homeless man stabbed me at the gas station.
On cleanup... i've counted 94 solo cups so far.. oh, and i found a miniature top hat in the microwave
I think I'm more excited for Santa to come now that I made a drinking game out of it
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