Hey I don't know if you will get this but all I know is you are so beautiful to .ee and? I dare anyone to stop me me from caring for you ante so beautiful so I kid you not gorgeous iyoiu are so beautiful to me i dare som.eone too stioo you
shes got a really nice body. but her face is eh.
you dont need a face to have sex
She came to work with 6 additional layers of make-up, playing every Nickelback song about explicit teen sex, and with a dozen twinkies she bet she could finish without chewing any. I'm investing in a rape whistle.
Those former-lesbian gone white-trash bars always seem to be your favorite.
i wish there was a 'silent except for booty calls' volume level on my phone
I don't care that you fucked her. I'm offended that once again, you fucked someone with me in the room because you assumed I was asleep.
I don't think I'd trust a marching band with trampolines to not cause serious damage to themselves/ property.
But he's not just anonymous male genitalia anymore. I've met him, I've seen his face.
Passed out drunk in a tanning bed...
Did At The Beach call the fire department to get you like last time?
You kept sacrificing me last night. You would just yell out "Virgin Sacrifice!!" and then throw me into a circle of men.
Our prom king just sent me a dick pic. I know it's 10 years later but I feel like I've finally made it.
Honestly who turns down a free blowjob?
My hands smell like penis... I can't even remember the last time i touched a penis, but my hands say i did. Oh the mystery.
We're both fucking guys named Frank. Our friendship was meant to be.
Maybe for you. You don't have to clean the melted butter off the stove. I LOST THE SPECIAL SEASONINGS.
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