He about cried when I ordered pizza online. He said it was a miracle.
Dude I think I vomited on the wireless internet box too...it isnt working.
it's to the point where working 2 jobs this summer will absolutely not cover how much i will spend on alcohol next semester.
And then I asked the bartender for my third shot and he told me he had to cut me off at two because this was in fact a family fun center
Let's just say trying to drink my weight in apple pie shots looked better in theory.
At some point I'd like to figure out how the weird kid from sociology ended up on my couch naked hugging what appears to be some sort of clothing....seriously it's creeping me out
I just watched a guy smoke weed through a French Horn. He is my hero
passed out in the hallway last night, now I'm sitting down in the shower, eating lukewarm canned soup out of Tupperware, listening to Carly rae jepsen.. I had a rough night.
Yeah when I texted her last night the only response I got was "stoned eating cobbler."
There's not really an emoticon that says "I'm sorry I honked your boobs, and that you weren't a fan of that."
Is it weird to befriend your older alcoholic landlords?
Its only once in a life time you get to pick your vcard swiper up from jail
You don't understand. This boy has the Mona Lisa of cocks.
she said a prayer for the pipe you broke. she did the sign of the cross and everything
The bartender remember my drink from last sat. I think we just became drocals...drunk. locals.
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