y-o-u-r-e = you are, y-o-u-r = your. you are a bag of douche not your bag of douche. if you're going to insult me at least do it in proper english. that is all.
And it just wouldn't be a Thursday night without me having to cuss out a foreigner. The streak continues.
He tried to write down the address for the cab on half a bagel.
What is an appropriate "thanks for saving my life" gift? I don't have any experience with this.
Granted I did fall into a pond wearing your dress, but I did save a frog in the process so I think it was worth it.
Your penis chewing exercise is not working
On a toatally unrelated note, I see music in my hair
I hooked up with a guy dressed as Wesley from the Princess Bride. I kept telling him what I wanted him to do and all he would say was "as you wish"
Prop 8 repealed and I FINALLY got my period. Good day for America!!!
And the cops are back. At least my pants are on this time
I'm sitting on the toilet eating a taco... I feel like a female Elvis.
Now in listening to Jerome Bettis speak at the hall of fame and my boner just started twirling a terrible towel
I remember walking into a bathroom stall that had a couple fucking in it and giving them a condom and a thumbs up and then leaving
the last thing i heard from her was "i wanna get fucked by a stranger" and i haven't seen her since
He went down on me for like 30 min and honestly half the time I thought about those videos where people can smash watermelons with their legs and I just wanted to do that to his skull
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