it was a weeks worth of wine for $20. it would have been fiscally irresponsible to not buy it.
Get here now. This is going to be possibly my most dangerous idea ever, and I'm the guy who challenged a hobo to a breakdance fight.
Let's turn this shoulder dislocation into a positive. Come to the hospital, bring some beers, let's party.
i think he was starting go for a boob grab when we both realized the middle of a public tennis court wasn't the place
Who knew that one of those cheesy light up equalizer shirts would be the light that all those drunk college girls gathered like moths around?
Would it be tacky of me to tell the two girls I just found out he's been sleeping with on the side that I've been having gay sex with him all semester?
By "met a doctor" I really mean "fucked a pre med student"
Slowly realizing that my only incentive to bathe is shower beer
YO CONGRATULATIONS ON YOUR MÉNAGE À TROIS. YOU GO, GLENN COCO
just got permission to expense a nerf gun
Please come over. It's a pajama and burn-2016-in-effigy party
I just bumped into this random I hooked up with a few years ago at Steve's party. Talk about a fingerblast from the past!
whatever, tonight I’ll be getting my ass eaten by an aussie so we good
I was left to my own devices with nothing to do but drink
These freshmen are fun! The redhead wants to practice her blowjob skills with me and let me rate different moves!
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